So what have I been doing the last week, while avoiding blogging? Well I was designing ads for my Print Copywriting class. Take a look at them:
This one was for Kodak, decided to bring it back in time with the Kodak Coloramas.
These two were for Voskos Greek Yogurt, which is a brand I had never heard of before.
So naturally expletives were needed.
This last one was attempting to spread information about obesity, as well as creating support.
Well there they are.
I was sitting eating my lunch on a park bench when a grandmother and her grandson walked by. She was explaining their itinerary, “We are going to take a left, go through the little city, look at a few shops, maybe get some ice cream, and then head back home.”
He looks up at her and asks, “I’m sorry, Can you repeat that? All I heard was ice cream” He didn’t have any attitude, just curiosity. I completely understood.
A blog post I did for Vacation Home Rentals. Part of a summer series.
Saw Something Borrowed and it was dreadful. Everything was wrong and no one did what I wanted, and I was miserable. Worst movie ever.
I liked this ranty review about how bad it was.
I went to search for the Anthony Weiner’s weiner picture on google. I typed in Anthony Weiner and it was automatically completed to: “anthony weiner lewd photo”. Lewd?!
I don’t know who all of these educated google searchers are, but they are using archaic language to describe the situation.
I planned on typing “Anthony Weiner penis pic”
for a kid’s dental place. It was called Adventure Dental and the tagline was “No smile left behind”
That sounds super ominous and scary. Like they take all your teeth and you are left with nothing but a sad gummy smile.
Always eat watermelon after strawberries, so you can get the tiny seeds out of your teeth.
want to write a post purely to bash a product, but I just got a Honest Ade Classic Lemonade.
It is disgusting. So sweet, you want to die and leaves that weird fake sugar taste in your mouth forever. It ruined lunch.
Especially considering there are a fair amount of windows.
I was looking for pictures of terrariums to put on here when I felt something on my stomach. I spent all day gardening with my mom and was very nervous to see what it was, because every bug is terrifying. Except, inchworms.
Which is what it was!
And here is the picture of a terrarium I found right before, the moment of fear.
The photo is by Matt Chung and reminded me how much I want a terrarium.