Calm down, Killer.

Let’s view the evidence that proves Eminem is a total serial killer. 

Exhibit A:

Love the Way You Lie

“If she ever tries to fucking leave again. I’mma tie her to the bed, And set the house on fire”

Ummm… AHHHH!

Exhibit B:

Superman

“Put Anthrax on a Tampax and slap you till you can’t stand.”

 In 2003, that was both disturbing and topical.

So the evidence gathered proves that Eminem is a scary motherfucker.