Snow White.. more like Snow W-really Popular This Summer

How many Snow White movies does it take for me to be interested in Snow White? Hollywood hopes it’s two.

This one is Snow White and the Huntsman… it’s dramatic and scary. See…

Reasons to watch it:

1. The intro music in the beginning tells me it’s going to be a serious movie… with a lot of bass.

2.  Swimming in milk.  (No longer does Britney Spears monopolize the whole weird dairy thing.)

3. Kristin Stewart is the “fairest in the land”.  And they aren’t using fair, in the archaic way.. she’s just really honest and unbiased. She kind of wants to be a Supreme Court Justice when she grows up.

4. The mirror isn’t actually a mirror, it’s Charlize Theron’s iphone. “Siri, find me someone who doesn’t fear the dark forest” “I have found a number of huntsman in your area… one of them is fairly close to you.”

 

Then there is Mirror, Mirror. It has Julia Roberts and Julia Roberts. See…

Reasons to watch it:

1. Julia Roberts

2. Julia Roberts

3. The jokes are okay.

4. Julia Roberts.

5. That castle seems really nice.

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One response to “Snow White.. more like Snow W-really Popular This Summer

  1. Jay

    I thought the first one looked like it might be pretty interesting, if not good-ish. But yeah, it is weird that they remade it in two different ways at the same time.

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