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I am freaking obsessed

with polyvore. It is a site where you make collages out of clothes. Talk about an awesome waste of my time.

Blaze-r through it allFashion Trends & Styles - Polyvore
Blaze-r through it all by kudosaru featuring Louis Vuitton accessories

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Why!?

Nickelback must you ruin every work radio station that ever existed.

Your planned, disheveled, grunge look has no effect on me and your song “This Afternoon” makes me sad because it’s bad.

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Only a three year old

thinks Jar Jar Binks was a worhwhile addition to the cast.

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So yeah,

The song “California Gurls” talks about vegetables.. it’s no big.

“Bikinis, Zucchinis, Martinis”

Funny that the people who wrote “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini” had the same problem.

Side note: The California Gurls music video is totally a candy porn.

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The internet is a ridiculous place

where this can happen.

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"Oh, he’s such a Hot Pocket!"

How the tweens I teach gymnastics to describe an attractive boy.

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 a line from my favorite Laura Stevenson song, A Shine to It, with a photo I took in my backyard.

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Calm down, Killer.

Let’s view the evidence that proves Eminem is a total serial killer. 

Exhibit A:

Love the Way You Lie

If she ever tries to fucking leave again. I’mma tie her to the bed, And set the house on fire”

Ummm… AHHHH!


Exhibit B:

Superman

Put Anthrax on a Tampax and slap you till you can’t stand.”

 In 2003, that was both disturbing and topical.

So the evidence gathered proves that Eminem is a scary motherfucker.


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Mad woMen

Everything in this picture would be totally legal except a woman wearing pants?

If you click on the ‘woman wearing pants’ link it will bring you to an excerpt from Gail Collins’s book When Everything Changed about women not wearing pants. Pretty cool stuff.

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