1. See small spider and scream.
2. Watch in fear for a couple minutes.
3. Muster up courage to put a cup over it, then scream a little bit.
4. Freeze in fear for 10 minutes.
5. Spend 2 minutes slowly sliding paper under cup.
6. Tape cup to paper, so there is no chance of spider on hand.
7. Hold breath, while placing on floor.
8. Call nature-oriented friend and ask for help.
9. Wait for them to come and take picture for Tumblr.
10. Watch nature-oriented friend free the spider outside.
11. Congratulations, you have learned to catch a spider.
ohijustdontknow 