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How to catch a spider!

1. See small spider and scream. 

2. Watch in fear for a couple minutes.

3. Muster up courage to put a cup over it, then scream a little bit.

4. Freeze in fear for 10 minutes.

5. Spend 2 minutes slowly sliding paper under cup.

6. Tape cup to paper, so there is no chance of spider on hand.

7. Hold breath, while placing on floor.

8. Call nature-oriented friend and ask for help.

9. Wait for them to come and take picture for Tumblr.

10. Watch nature-oriented friend free the spider outside.

11. Congratulations, you have learned to catch a spider.

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