Not sure if you guys heard, but pizza is officially a vegetable according to politics.
With this change in the laws of vegetables I would like to make a few changes of my own.
Kendra’s “Veggie Bill”:
I. Broccoli is not a vegetable.
II. Broccoli on pizza is a vegetable through association to the pizza, but once the two are separated the broccoli is no longer a vegetable.
III. Broccoli is forbidden.
IV. Broccoli is now spelled Brocolli, because it makes more sense that way.
The former president George Bush senior agrees with me.