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Let’s Ban Broccoli!

Not sure if you guys heard, but pizza is officially a vegetable according to politics.

With this change in the laws of vegetables I would like to make a few changes of my own.

Kendra’s “Veggie Bill”:

I. Broccoli is not a vegetable.

II. Broccoli on pizza is a vegetable through association to the pizza, but once the two are separated the broccoli is no longer a vegetable.

III. Broccoli is forbidden.

IV. Broccoli is now spelled Brocolli, because it makes more sense that way.

The former president George Bush senior agrees with me.

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