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Happy Valentine’s Day to People Who Like Valentine’s Day!

Well it is pretty close to V-day which means you all deserve a Valentine’s Day themed post. So here is a VD list for you:

1. I got Valentines candy. What does that mean? Reese’s that are shaped like hearts and Hershey Kisses that are filled with cherry sugar gel.

this is them meeting for the very first time

2. Remember how much more creative I was last valentine’s day? I made this book that says a poem:

this is supposed to be a gif, but you have to click on it so it will gif.

3. And I made those Valentine’s Day cards. I want to make them again and I have plenty of naughty things to have animals say, but there is no time to make them/ only time to talk about Valentine’s Day a lot on my blog.

4. I did make  one new Valentine’s Day card yesterday, but there is only one and the recipient is probably going to be my cards-line/ not a real person.

5. Sometimes I think, “Woah, not enough hot male actors tell me they love me on a daily basis.” Well if you think that too, then don’t worry cause that is all about to change.

To see the magic you are going to have to click on this link, because sometimes the internet is an evil place where embedding is impossible.

6. In an effort to waste time unintentionally, I made an 8tracks album for Kwanza (not really, it’s for valentine’s day… not sure if you’ve ever heard of it).

http://8tracks.com/mixes/584390/player_v3

It’s like love.. or something. from kudosaru on 8tracks.

7. Now let’s count how many times I just wrote the word valentine (<that counts). 11! Yay, for days about hearts!

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It’s Happening!

Well I did it. Thanks to everyone (my mom and Ada) for your helpful votes, which helped me decide which iphone case to get. And the final decision is……(insert drum roll)….

This one! It’s name is “You’re the Wind that Blows me Home“. I hope that that means the wind will blow this case to me really soon.

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The Worst Zone to Watch Sports

the farty zone

So for your next farty party you can get an inflatable and funny cooler for your drinks.

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How to Not be That Guy

So I got the iphone and the biggest challenge is making the phone less conceited. Here are my 3 sure fire ways of seeming less like a douche bag.

 

1. Make it so it doesn’t automatically capitalize. 

I like good grammar in my texts (not well grammar). And that’s not pretentious at all, but when you end up with perfect capitalization as well, it’s a little excessive. For example saying: “yeah, i just got out of my meeting. meet there in five?” doesn’t seem pompous, but when you capitalize properly it does. ” Yeah, I just got out of my meeting. Meet there in five?”

It’s just too proper, and your friends will start thinking you are too proper to meet them in five. Go to Settings > General > Keyboard > Auto-Capitalization (OFF).

 

2. Make your signature not “Sent from the iPhone.” 

It’s embarrassing enough to be seen with a country killer, so telling people over the internet is just tacky. Instead of having it say, “Sent from the iPhone” you can say, ” sent from my arthritic hands to yours” or ,”sent from (none of your business).”

Okay, but how do I fix it? Go to Settings > Mail, Contacts, Calendars > Signature > type in something funny.

 

3. Shoot it with a handgun.

Just be like the artist Michael Tombert and shoot through your iphone. Another possible option is getting this case.

 

Anyway. Hope that helps you navigate the world of having an iphone and not being an asshole about it.

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The magic of clothespins

So a couple weeks ago, when I got back from break I was looking at my walls and thought they were the most boring thing in the world. So I decided to make my walls a clothesline for cards… a cards-line if you will. So here it is:

I even hung up the ukulele my brother got me for christmas!

And this is what it looks like at night, with my canopy lights on!

this photo manages to hide the mess that is my desk!

see there are clothespins

 

So it’s official. I am now Russel Crowe in the movie A Beautiful Mind.

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I Heart February Bulletin Boards

Another month, another bulletin board. My February bulletin board is very heart focused.. in case you didn’t notice. 

How LOVE-ly!

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Jumping on Trains, Popularity Trains

So I got an iphone. I am officially the real deal and part of the cool society. Now I am trying to figure what case to get. Society 6 has nice art in the form of iphone cases, so that is my plan.

But now I need your help. Which do I choose? You get to vote! Comment with the number.

numero uno

it's case #2

rainbow fish.. also known as #3

 

triangles... #4

 

#5 = everyplace i have ever wanted to be

And then there are ones that aren’t really my thing, but make me think of my family:

this one makes me think of my mom

as does this one

and this one reminds me of my brother... how obvious.

 

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It’s been a month and now it’s snowing

So it is snowing outside. Here is what it looks like.

Here is a little haiku I though of this morning when I saw the snow:

the snow falls down, white and crisp

a simple canvas

perfect for art or dog piss.

 

 

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I’ve been Framed!

Well I saw this a few days ago on pinterest…

Source: shelterness.com via Kerry on Pinterest

And conveniently in the corner of my room I had an old frame that I had been avoiding doing anything with, because I envisioned it becoming something spectacular. So I ended up making this.

(ps. i took that photo crooked accidentally.)

(pss. i took that photo crooked intentionally.)

I think there either needs to be more things in there or less, and more darker colors. I can’t really decide where I am going to go with it.

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Merry Christmas!

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