I just found out I can sell my eggs for $10,000. I have a great idea.
Seems like a ripoff since you can buy a dozen at the supermarket for two dollars.
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Damn.. that house is old
So I may not like the TV show This Old House, but I do really like old houses. Which is why I loved this poem my mom sent me earlier today:
Houses
by Rachel Field
I like old houses best, don’t you?
They never go cluttering up the view
With roofs too red and paint too new,
With doors too green and blinds too blue!
The old ones look as if they grew,
Their bricks may be dingy, their clapboards askew
From sitting so many seasons through,
But they’ve learned in a hundred years or two
Not to go cluttering up the view.
That’s a picture I took last November of the chipping paint on my house. I think the best part of old houses is the chipping paint. Perhaps because of the disproportionate amount of lead paint chips I ate as a child.
omg… I think I’m famous
So I was looking at The Tragic Whale, my favorite ex RA’s blog, and she made some changes (which look really awesome). But when I looked at her sidebar I realized that not only was there a picture of her making food seriously but there was also a link to MY blog… see look:
(Also this is cool cause there is a picture of a blog on her blog on my blog. I sense paradox.)
Nice Phone… if you know what I mean…
Sprint is really good naming at phones:
The Sprint Sanyo Innuendo: Great for sending sexts.
…also this phone is in-your-endo…
Filed under conversation, humor, photo, Technology
5 Urban Outfitters Items that aren’t necessary at all
These are 5 throwback items that you could buy people for Christmas if you had an irrational amount of money that you could only spend at Urban Outfitters.
5.
It’s like a real camera except it can’t take photos, it doesn’t actually have a flash, and the yellow handle thing probably wont fit around your wrist.
4.
Sometimes I ask myself, if only my cell phone could have all the benefits of an iPhone while still being clunky and hard to carry around.
3.
For this one I had a ton of mean jokes planned, but it turns out some percentage of the sale goes to Project Linus, which gives kids blankets. That model sure looks like she’s thinking about the children.
2.
In the event that your iPhone doesn’t attract enough attention add this lime green phone to your phone. Added bonus, it is even more obnoxious than a bluetooth.
Native Union Pop Phone Handset
1.
Because you have been wasting all of your life without Kevin Bacon on your bubblegum pink shirt.
Filed under fashion, humor, photo, Technology
Occupy Wall Street
The only thing I occupy are things that need to be occupied, like lavatories on airplanes.
A Sad Truth
A sad and poignant point brought up by aerie, the teen underwear store.
If you didn’t notice it says, “Pretty doesn’t last forever…” Which can be translated to, “Your ass and face will never be as tight as they are now.. so buy our small clothing while you still can…”
Things that are funny
When I was at the antique warehouse thing this summer, I saw a typewriter with this message. I thought it was hilarious.
Filed under decor, humor, photo, Technology
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