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Category Archives: humor
Bulletin Boards!
I took down last month’s bulletin board on writing a great paper yesterday. Then I put up this one today. It’s twister themed, with the headline, “Study Tips that Don’t Suck”
A Sad Truth
A sad and poignant point brought up by aerie, the teen underwear store.
If you didn’t notice it says, “Pretty doesn’t last forever…” Which can be translated to, “Your ass and face will never be as tight as they are now.. so buy our small clothing while you still can…”
Hard Hitting Questions
How do I get back on the American Girl Dolls Catalog list? I am just so curious what Kit will be wearing this season.
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I just assumed
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Things that are funny
When I was at the antique warehouse thing this summer, I saw a typewriter with this message. I thought it was hilarious.
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Cool People Making Whale Jokes
Sometimes you find something a friend made and you are so amazed, because you knew they were really cool, but you hadn’t realized they were so cool that they were producing cool things.
Just yesterday I found out that a former RA of mine has the coolest blog ever called The Tragic Whale. She does paper cut outs of whales and their tragic stories. I am going to put one of my favorites here.
Margo the Cargo Whale… A Tragic Whale Story
It was a cheery day at sea when Margo the Whale realized her life was purposeless.
She’d have to come up with something to justify her life. Otherwise, she was afraid, she might wither away.
She tried becoming a bird catcher, but she felt too guilty imprisoning her friends.
The next obvious choice was a hair dresser, but whales have no hair to style and no hands to style with.
Things were getting rough. “Oh!” thought Margo. “I can sell cell phones! Maybe this is my true calling!”
Margo took a break from her search. What could she do with her life that was both satisfying and helpful to others? She frowned, deep in thought.
Then it came to her!
Margo would become… a Cargo Whale!
Trailing behind small ocean liners, Margo the cargo Whale could fill her life with meaning and purpose.
But the cargo began to block her breathe hole. And it became quite heavy.
Margo’s cargo crushed and suffocated her.
Also she made a shark coin purse, which is up there in coolest things ever.
Also, also she has a series called “fashion advice from mom“, which is funny, funny, funny.
t was a cheery day at sea when Margo the Whale realized her life was purposeless.
Also, she made a coin purse that looks like a shark!
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Weeka, weeka, Weekend!
It’s the weekend, but since I got off work Wednesday, life is a weekend! Hoping to spend my last week at home enjoying the beach and the nature and the books.
Some links of the past week. Get ready they’re really good:
Despite the 2 foot separation between them, Shaq and his girlfriend Hoopz still love each other.
Explaining how to actually wear a bandeau. Ps. this is the most blatant pr/seo article I have ever read.
Oh, Arrested Development Hipster Quote Tumblr.. you are so funny.
A mission few could endure, 365 days of the movie Julie and Julia: The Lawrence and Julie and Julia Project.
I want to make this. All I need is an attention span and all of the materials.
I want this classy, tiny trailer.
In retrospect, all these links seem just okay. Sorry.
The Voyager’s Big Day
Today was a big day for my ’94 Plymouth Voyager. She’s old, but works out and stays in really good shape. But, while I was turning this happened.
The axel and the wheel just decided they weren’t friends anymore. And it was a messy separation. She was rescued by really amazing tow truck men and brought to the mechanic.
Then I got her back later today! How is that possible? I was convinced that she was done for. I was planning memorial services in my head, but she survived. She’s pretty impressive!
this photo is from last year, but she pretty much looks the same only now there are weird dents next to the tires.
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