I saw the painting La Mort de Marat (the Death of Marat) today..
The first thing I thought was, “Oh, he thinks he is so great because he can write while in the bath… looks like he got what he deserved.”
In retrospect he was a real innovator. I am considering bringing the “desk bath” concept back.
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I just found out I can sell my eggs for $10,000. I have a great idea.
Seems like a ripoff since you can buy a dozen at the supermarket for two dollars.
So I found this video while looking for some things for a school advertising project. It’s about facebook and job interviews (both the project for school and this video.)
That’s by Wiseguy Pictures, which also made a 30 minute film which I thought was both funny and beautifully filmed. It’s called The Old Man and the Seymour. Take a look at their site, Wiseguy Pictures.
1. Okay so go to wikipedia, then look up Operation Uranus (or just click that link there.)
2. Now search the page (control f, for you computer illiterate) for “penetrat”.
Here is what you would find if you actually did this activity on your own:
and also:
and a little bit of this:
Today, I thought of a doomsday scenario.. lets hope it never happens:
What if Taylor Swift was in a loving relationship and got married.
She would only be able to release EPs from then on. We would be stuck with songs like Our Song and Mine, while all of her crazy vindictive stuff would be left in the dust.
Lets hope she continues her on and off again relationships or else You Love Me, Despite My Hair in the Shower Drain will be playing on the radio.
So I was looking at The Tragic Whale, my favorite ex RA’s blog, and she made some changes (which look really awesome). But when I looked at her sidebar I realized that not only was there a picture of her making food seriously but there was also a link to MY blog… see look:
(Also this is cool cause there is a picture of a blog on her blog on my blog. I sense paradox.)
Not sure if you guys heard, but pizza is officially a vegetable according to politics.
With this change in the laws of vegetables I would like to make a few changes of my own.
Kendra’s “Veggie Bill”:
I. Broccoli is not a vegetable.
II. Broccoli on pizza is a vegetable through association to the pizza, but once the two are separated the broccoli is no longer a vegetable.
III. Broccoli is forbidden.
IV. Broccoli is now spelled Brocolli, because it makes more sense that way.
The former president George Bush senior agrees with me.
Mini Bagels, the second best invention ever.
First best invention being the cotton gin, of course.
Sprint is really good naming at phones:
The Sprint Sanyo Innuendo: Great for sending sexts.
…also this phone is in-your-endo…
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These are 5 throwback items that you could buy people for Christmas if you had an irrational amount of money that you could only spend at Urban Outfitters.
5.
It’s like a real camera except it can’t take photos, it doesn’t actually have a flash, and the yellow handle thing probably wont fit around your wrist.
4.
Sometimes I ask myself, if only my cell phone could have all the benefits of an iPhone while still being clunky and hard to carry around.
3.
For this one I had a ton of mean jokes planned, but it turns out some percentage of the sale goes to Project Linus, which gives kids blankets. That model sure looks like she’s thinking about the children.
2.
In the event that your iPhone doesn’t attract enough attention add this lime green phone to your phone. Added bonus, it is even more obnoxious than a bluetooth.
Native Union Pop Phone Handset
1.
Because you have been wasting all of your life without Kevin Bacon on your bubblegum pink shirt.
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